just you and the whole internet. awww....so special
(from The Giraffes)
"Hola, hombres y hermosas.
You know, every time we Giraffes announce we're going on tour (which we are, in April), people always write us, all like, "come to my town, A-Holes!", even though their town is, like, 3,000 miles away, and only accessible through a winding series of snowy mountain passes, with burros carrying our amplifiers and a wizened sherpa cryptically warning us to turn back. Yes, we're talking about Ohio.
Anyway, here's a live FREE show *everybody* can enjoy: you can see
The Giraffes, Friday night, March 13, at 11.30 pm,
perform a full set of new hits and old favorites LIVE at SpinTheBottle.com.
A quick word about Spin the Bottle: it is a long time web broadcast network, helmed by Tad Low, the mastermind of both Pop-Up Video and Pants-Off Dance-Off. He accosted Carson Dailey (remember him?) live at the TV Guide awards (remember them? No, of course you don't. No one does). He has hosted some of NYC's most debauched fondue parties, and, for you local residents, if you look for the banner on West 29th St., then cross the road, looking to the third story window and you'll see a roughly six-foot tall painting of Mr. Low himself, naked with a full erection. Absolutely true.
Anyway, he's just turned his office into a live performance studio with lots of fancy new equipment, and what better band to "break in" the new digs than the Giraffes, no? Keep in mind, you won't need a password / account / your girlfriend's credit card when she's not looking. Just go to SpinTheBottle.com and enjoy the Giraffes Concert Experience (TM) live on your sperm-encrusted laptop or dad's home computer. For added realism – verisimilitude, if you will – throw beer, raw chuck or pie filling at your roommate or your cat.
The show will also be archived for your pleasure, in case you are out seeing
some half-assed buzz band that night, or catching up on your Tivoed CSI: Miami. SpinTheBottle.com for The Giraffes and other eye-catching programming.
In summation:
The Giraffes LIVE
11.30pm Friday, March 13th
at SpinTheBottle.com
with the pleasing folk-sounds of Bucky Hayes at 10.30
Love,
Spud Website"
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